The Master: well, i don't know if this ship is quite strong enough yet to do what i'm thinking, but i've got an idea, but i've got to do some calculations. you wanted to know how we are supposed to search all of time and space for her? very, very quickly.
The Doctor: that's not quite the 'how' i was referring to, kosch...
The Master: no, you idiot. we're going to essentially - well, we're going to go rather diagonally and sort of oscillate at warp 9 randomly through points that are just far enough apart that we'll eventually snag her on the scanners.
The Doctor: ... that's bollocks how old is this ship even
The Master: i fucking put it together from scraps thank you very much so it's about six months old in linear time
The Master: not counting the time it took me to build it
The Master: can i dissect spider-man
The Doctor: yeah i don't think this ship will be able to do that
The Doctor: ... no
The Doctor: you cannot dissect spider-man
The Doctor: why would you even want to do that
The Master: because how does he even WORK
The Doctor: there are scanners that can tell you that
The Doctor: you don't have to cut him up
The Master: but
The Doctor: no
