Funny story happened today.
(It happened at Walmart, I'm wearing my red jacket,brown hat and jeans.)
I'm shopping and hear this *ahem* thinking i'm blocking someone's way i shuffle a bit to the side. Hear it again more loudly, I turn around and a bottle of plum sauce or salad dressing is shoved in to my face. "where the rest of it?" a croaky voice belonging to a man-beast of a woman; who looked like she's been sniffing sour milk for a good half of her life is standing behind me glaring at me.
"uh..what?" I said confused she rolls her eyes at me and says "Are you fucking deaf wheres the sauce?" she demands again voice raised, I blink and start looking down at my clothes, check my arms and back. while she sneers at me "What the hell are you doing?!"
I look up at her and say "checking myself out...and, I'm not seeing anything that says I work here." She's pretty pissed at this point. Sour face opens her mouth like she was gonna say something, when this short skinny Asian man (her husband i think) comes skittering over and distracts her while I walk away.
Later at the Check-out I hear someone getting yelled at, I look over and who do I see? Sour-Face and her jittery husband bullying a Lost prevention worker whose she's mistaken for a manager.
We make eye contact she points me out and says "That's the bitch! I want her fired!?" the LP gets one look at me and says "She doesn't work here..." Sour-face turns red and waddles off with her husband not far behind.
