Jul 1, 2013
Diamonds
Today I was with my cousin at the mall waiting for Iron Man 3 to start when I insisted we stop to let me look at the diamonds. A lady came over to me and asked if I'd like to try anything on. I was looking at the one the size of a healthy peach and said no and that when I did get one I wanted one that was so big no one would ever look at me, just my rocks (so i wouldn't have to go to the gym). She said yeah, I looked like someone who'd like a large one.