#ifallelsefailsask

[ifallelsefailsdance]

Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had the sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)

Nope. I’m bisexual and also have a boyfriend. 

[bittles-pie]

Jack, even after they're married, is sort of star struck by Bitty. And Bitty LIVES for it. His favorite byproduct of this is that everything he slips his hands under the hem of Jack's shirt and runs them up his sides Jack's breath catches in his throat. Every. Time. They're 40 and they just dropped their daughter at college and they have the house to themselves so Bitty slides his hands up under Jack's shirt and Jack's breath hitches, still as in love with Bitty as the day he first realized. -AA

I’m gonna weep if that ain’t relationship goals. Like they’re both still crazy about each other for decades and have appeared on as ass amount of magazines on relationships (along side Bitty’s new cooking show ad) and people are over the moon about it. 

[bittles-pie]

Jack loves everything about Bitty, because what's not to love? But the thing that he appreciates most is the sharp v crease outlining his hips that becomes Extra Visible when he's wearing sweatpants that are just a Bit too baggy so they hang low over his hips... Jack is just so gone on how fucking buff Bitty is and he gets annoyed when people brush him off as small of cute because Bitty could easily kick your ass. -Alcohol Anon

Bitty is fit as hell, yeah size wise he’s on the smaller side compared to the rest of the Hockey team but compared to the non-athletic crowd he’s BUILT. He’s lean as hell but its mostly muscle, and he can lift a ton too. Baking requires so much damn kneading and lifting of flour bags so his arms are like... really nice.. his abs are... really nice.. and Jack is living for his bf who is... really nice :^) 

[bittles-pie]

Mandy and Jenny dealt with a lot of lesbophobia when they were alive. When they die and they learn about their supernatural abilities, they vow to make the Haus a safe and a fun place for all LGBT people. (1/2 AA)

(2/2) They keep the Chads out, keep the beer plentiful, and make sure that the recipe for tub juice gets written down for the next year of kegsters, and that comforting Beyoncé is queued up on Bitty's phone after he talks to his parents. They've helped guide people to understanding themselves, an are the only openly gay/dating ghosts on campus. They wrote Shitty and Jack notes so they could edit the official lore. -AA

That’s so cute omg yes healthy loving protective ghosts who love each other and their hockey team v much

[bittles-pie]

Mandy and Jenny started dating only a little bit before their deaths. When they met up again as ghosts there was something different about them, some fear that what they had was too new and if it didn't last they still had an eternity together. Luckily, as ghosts they could still touch (despite some lore) so Mandy could still reach out and take Jenny's hand, and an eternity later they can still hold each other, and watch over the Haus together. -Alcohol Anon (the fandom needs more wlw content)

this is so sweet omg 

imagine on their anniversary they just keep making tiny hearts from different material objects. Like Bitty will sprinkle some flour onto the counter and when he turns away Mandy draws a little heart in it to show Jenny. 

Jenny draws 2 hearts in the mirror when Ransom showers and shows Mandy and they keep trying to one up each other before the haus residents notice.

[bittles-pie]

Small one: Jack's favorite way to wake up I under a heavy blanket, with Bitty's arms wrapped firmly around his waist and his back pressed flush to Bitty's chest. -Alcohol Anon

Give me little spoon Jack or give me death. 

Bitty, despite his size (which isn’t actually that small the dudes average height), he’s a better big spoon than Jack could ever be. Jack loves feeling surrounded by warmth and Bitty’s arm fits perfectly at the curve of his waist. Sometimes when we wakes up earlier than Bitty he just stays there and soaks up the moment instead of slipping out and going for a dawn run 

[bittles-pie]

Ransom and Holster spoon a lot out of "necessity", ("the ladder to my bunk is broken") and Holster became the big spoon because his extra two inches allowed him to hook his chin over Ransom's shoulder for better Netflix watching. Neither are quite sure when their routine started including Holster wrapping his arms around Ransom and pulling them closer together, or when Ransom first twisted around to kiss Holster and wrap his arms around his neck, but they're both glad it did. -Alcohol Anon

I’m gonna cry thats so cute, and soft as hell I adore it. 

it becomes routine and vital when one of them is sick. The other doesn’t care if they might become sick next. If Ransom is sick, he’ll place all meds he needs plus extra tissue boxes, and his favourite snacks and Ransom will do the same for the other, plus they’ll watch their fav shows/movies

[bittles-pie]

Lol okay then here's a zimbit: Jack loves working out with Bitty. Unlike one would think, Jack usually doesn't get as in to the working out as Bitty does, but he does get very into watching the way Bitty's muscles move, and the effortless way he goes through his workout. Jack does work out alongside him, but will likely slow to a stop admiring the way The Light Hit Bitty's Abs. - Alcohol Anon

lmaoo I feel like we as a fandom have established Bitty as a cardio guy and a squat guy thanks to the Better Bitty Booty Bureau but I see him as a pull-up enthusiast giving that opportunity for The Light Hitting Bitty’s Abs moment and Jack Is Trying To Focus On His Sit-Up Goddamn 

Jack is also known for that ass so Bitty goes tend to stare at Jack as he goes on to do his squats, and burpees, and honestly everything why is Jack’s athletic shorts so tight on the waist????