#ifitgivesyoujoy

[incomprehensiblelentils]

ifitgivesyoujoy said: I HAD SUCH A HARD TIME NOT SCREAMING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OFFICE

ABBEY WE’RE GETTING NICO AND KAROLINA AND GERT AND MOLLY AND CHASE AND VICTOR AND OLD LACE AND !!!!!!!!!!!!

[incomprehensiblelentils]

ifitgivesyoujoy said: yesterday i saw a bumper sticker with a dramatic black-and-white eagle photo and the phrase “I WILL FIGHT SOCIALISM UNTIL HELL FREEZES OVER, AND THEN I WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT ON THE ICE” and i almost crashed into them from laughing so hard

omg that sounds like the BEST bumper sticker

[incomprehensiblelentils]

ifitgivesyoujoy said: i feel this so hard

lmao thank goodness

I mean they’re not...ALL that embarrassing but jfc past me couldn’t you come up with less ridiculous farces

[captain-of-cats-blog]

for the witch meme: 2, 5, 11, 13 :) — ifitgivesyoujoy 2: where do you live? In the ruined places that the people left to rot. Maybe something bad happened here. Maybe they just moved on. The creatures and growing things are just beginning to reclaim these places, but there is still a door that you can open and shut; there is still a floor you can walk upon, there are still framed photographs on the crumbling walls or musty clothing piled at the bottom of the chifforobe.  The people built this place, but now it belongs to me, and they are no longer welcome here. 5: what kind of magic is your specialty? I see the inevitable decay in all things, which means I also get to see the incipient birth and youthfulness. I’m an entropy witch. It’s not that time is an illusion: the order in which things happen (birth first, then death) is very important. But I know all the stages at once. I know how and when you’ll die. I also know the happiest moment of your childhood, even if you’ve forgotten it. If you cross me, I’ll tell you. Also, I can speak with the cats. 11: who would you invite to join your coven?

I only invite the cats. Other witches may join, too, but I do not invite them. The witches who are welcome: they know who they are. (ifitgivesyoujoy, you know who you are!) 13: what do you wear? (describe, draw, find pictures of clothes, whatever you want) I wear a wedding dress in the style of the first decade of the 20th century, yellowing white with layers of lace and a long, tattered, musty train. I only wear this when I have company, though. When I’m alone, I wear nothing at all. not even my skin

[incomprehensiblelentils]

oh my godddd i wasn't sure about american ultra but i think my need to stare at kstew for 2 hours is going to win out. THANK U FOR REMINDING ME 💜

YOU REALLY DO THO

she is so. oh my god. She is incredible. This is the new movie I’m going to throw in people’s faces when they try to tell me she can’t act. Also she smiles SO MUCH this character is the most engaging person I’ve ever seen her play and it’s wonderful

(also I hate to say it but she and Jesse Eisenberg actually have great chemistry)

the movie itself is adequate, but KRISTEN!!!!!

[incomprehensiblelentils]

talk to me about peggy carter!!

lol I’m sorry this took so long. Also I sort of mixed modern AU and canon stuff? idk.

    •    2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod: “Anaconda” obviously. Some jazz.     •    the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep — where they’re not supposed to    •    the game they’d destroy everyone else at: well, taking my cues from Hayley, I think probably Peggy can sleep anywhere she needs to. (I hope she takes a nap in Stark’s office)    •    the emoticon they’d use most often: just a smiley face, but I can’t even see her doing that very often    •    what they act like when they haven’t had enough sleep: she wouldn’t want to let most people know she hadn’t had enough sleep. but with people she really trusted, I think she’d be a little shorter than normal    •    their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever: tea!    •    how they like to comfort/care for themselves when they’re in a slump: she would probably want to go punch things    •    what they wanted to be when they grew up: a soldier or a pilot. something that would be horrifying to a mother in the 40s lol.    •    their favorite kind of weather: mild and cloudy    •    thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?): you’ll never know, because she doesn’t sing (really I think her singing voice is probably perfectly nice, she’s just self-conscious about it)    •    how/what they like to draw or doodle: she’s not really much of a doodler tbh, more like a list-maker

[incomprehensiblelentils]

i'm in a bookstore coffee shop and there's a little girl, maybe 8 years old, talking on her mom's phone to her friend about the warriors books. it's really cute and i instantly thought of you :'D

awwwwwww that’s precious

thank friend <3

[incomprehensiblelentils]

ifitgivesyoujoy replied to your post:home alone for a couple hours? that means it’s...

i’m so glad you exist because nobody else gets me when i try to yell at them about this movie

of course!!!! you're my absurd fairytale movie friend <3 (and screaming about KStew friend lol)

but also I'll probably fight whoever tries to say this isn't the best of the remixed fairytale movies