*Daniel does something that annoys Armand.*
A: Stop it, Daniel. I'm trying to read.
*does it again*
A: I am going to drain you dry. That'll show you.
D: what a theatning threat. I mean-
A: It is a threat. You should be shivering.
D: i am shivering, aren't I? you haven't helped the Parkinson's.
A: It is a threat that will-
D: and if I don't comply?
A: I'll eat your family, certainly. What else?
D: just my family?
A: friends. Editor. Publicist. Agent. Assistant. Everyone you know will be dead. You won't enjoy going to that many funerals, Daniel. And then, you shall beg me to end your life.
D: I mean, at that point even if I wanted to die, I'd say no just to spite you, I think.
A: I'd keep you alive long enough to regret that-
D: question. How are you gonna kill my family?
A: I have fangs, do I not?
D: oh right. Your biggg monstrous scary fangs.
A: like you don't wish for fangs at all? Like you don't dream of them?
D: I was just under the impression that the vamps to watch out for, actually had a lisp while talking? when their fangs were out, you know?
A: Don't you have things to do? Online whoring? Mothers, wives, daughters to disappoint?
D: question. When you kill my family, are you gonna go mwhahahhaha? disney villain style?
A: ....
D: do you have like the- *gasps* armand, do you have the oldest trick book? I guess if anyone did-
A: Go fuck yourself, beloved.
(Armand & Daniel bickering give me lifeee)