#igguanapop

[sublime-satyr]

“Sorry, were you sleeping?”

He stirs between a cradle of dented garbage cans, a manger of tetanus and drooping newspaper, squinting in disorientation as her scant frame quadruples like a string of paper cut-outs. Something not unlike a death rattle can be heard in response, leather squealing as he tries to maneuver from the two aluminum jaws, cognition turning over and failing like an old car. 

“Iggy?” Robert eventually mutters, cringing against cottonmouth, “No…I think someone gave me something…I don’t remember. Got anything to make me feel better?”

@igguanapop

[dukeoftheblackstar]

💀

// That would be lovely :) I hope the two can have an adventure.. I’m pretty bad at smut atm since I’m coming back and all!

[whitellght-blog]

"I want you here." Lulu mumbled into the receiver, "'m so messed up, Iggy, I want you." It was pleading, slightly insane in its plainness, her trembling, deep voice exposing hideously a younger, frightened self; her big black eyes drifting along pools of mascara, irises darting side to side. She wraps her finger around the chord, walking in a semi circle, her black jeans torn from the knee down, jacket covering her naked body. "Come on, Iggy," Lulu groans, her voice even stranger now, not listening to a word her companion is saying, "just come up. I'm at the hotel. I'll be your dog, don't break my heart. I need you." Her loins trembled with anticipation, her heart melting, burning white cotton ribs away, her weird body politic seeming to break down, wandering around the hotel room, halfway from here to there. The walls were a stained yellow, the sands continued forever beyond the blue technicolor pool, burning and hot, a strange mars. "It's been so long…" @igguanapop

[girlaltar-a-blog]

your portrayal = it's good i'm not gonna fuel your ego more than that

lemme just reply to this crusty old meme by saying eve,,,u took my ego,,,and my son,,,and u drop kicked them. they’re gone now. dead. good night. 

[cxralei-blog]

☠️ and √

Send ☠ for a misguided advice text

Texting: IggySmalls~ If you need to remove a stain from that white top here’s what you’re gonna need: baking soda, lemon juice, matches.

Texting: IggySmalls~  Step 1: Throw everything away and burn that top because it was ugly anyway.

Send √ for a long-winded confession text

Texting: IggySmalls~ I have to tell you what happened to me today. So I got home at around four in the morning because my asshole boss decided that although I have an eight month old infant at home I still had to work the graveyard shift at the shitty diner he runs because fuck me that’s why. Turns out that the only person in this shitty diner is a perverted old bastard with a hitler stache who literally smacked my ass so hard I dropped a plate. Needless to say I lost it and poured coffee on his lap and now I don’t have a job and also apparently my mom can’t take care of Vinnie anymore so I’m literally jobless and fucked. 

Texting: IggySmalls~ So yeah that was my Tuesday night. Sup with u?

[loveinvein-blog1]

@igguanapop | cont. "Just to enjoy myself a little bit," Keith snickered, stopping to smell the roses. Really, they were poppies, fields of red poppies, open red succubus flashing their black middles and heavy girdles filled with potent resin. But for Keith, it was just an experiment, to see if things would go easier with smack in his veins, to see if every time he was lied to and cheated he could ignore it. He was getting quite good. He lifted the lighter for iggy. "You got problems, man." Keith said, shaking his head, "Not me. I'm not like you or Lou. You are proper junkies. I'm pretending." He insisted. He realized this now, after he had met the proper junkies of New York. Not Keith. No, mustn't be him. Wasn't him at all. "I'm just pretending."

[girlaltar-a-blog]

@igguanapop replied to your post:

i was gonna be like gurl better hit up my chat box to talk me be about this but then i saw you talking shit about johnny and #blocked

joHN LYDON CAN SUCK MY DICK

[girlaltar-a-blog]

lmao pretend i sent this on Monday ☠ ✮ ☀ ☢ ❥

☠  what does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?

// idk, i generally dont unfollow ppl?? probably if they said/did something ooc i didn’t agree with, but that’s never happened before soo

✮ have you managed to stay away from drama? 

// ha ha yEP PRAISE THE LORD

☀ what’s your rp pet peeve?

// probably when people who format a lot ( lol @me ) refuse to interact with those who dont. like,,,not everyone has super photoshop skills or wants to write in a tiny font or make a billion icons & promos

☢  what fads/trends are you so over?

// purple prose oh god…i’m somebody who’ll occasionally get prosey and i appreciate good writing and all that jazz. but when u get to the point that ur posts are stuff like ‘gainst vile halation of martaryed vivacity bluh bluh’ it just…bitch i dont know what you’re saying.

❥ has someone ever ruined an fc or character for you?

// nope!!