“I’m sorry Anna, it’s my fault we don’t have a family tradition.”
fucking great GREAT oh it’s premiering in November but STILL wetf this is the preview is here in plenty of time for 4th of July... which is when my family is doing our annual 4th of July bbq which this year will double as a graduation party for my sister ...only my sister. ...who graduated this year 1 week after I graduated... and I can GUARANTEE that by the end of that night, someone will ask me about school, and I’ll finally get to saaay, “Well, I graduated, but only with my AS.” and I’ll get surprised obligatory congratulations sure... followed by confused questions like BUT WHY IS THIS PARTY ONLY FOR HER THEN? ...well it’s because... I don’t deserve a vacation and haven’t in 11 years running, maybe 8 if you count Otakon, unlike my sister who is taking her 2nd vacation in 1 year courtesy my parents. I chose to go to a bad Goldman Sachs scam school back in 2006, unlike my sister who finished in exactly 4 years, and some Goldman Sachs involved douchebag was her college’s praised speaker. I chose to hang around toxic people, unlike my sister who somehow survived? I am 29 and still not financially independent, unlike my sister who is living at home, etc, but somehow considered financially independent. ... So, no. I don’t get celebrations... I love my sister, and I’m not saying she doesn’t deserve this stuff, but... she does blame a lot of stuff on me leaving for college period which is childish but financially... it’s all my own fault?