#ih8milk

[unsettlingstories]

make a horror fanfic about sausage party

The movie or the party

[mid0rito]

Some people reblog too much milk for my comfort

[mid0rito]

That's right. I'm a milk hater, and what can you do now? Make me drink it right here? Hear this; I'm not only a milk hater, but I am also...a lover of icecream! In this world, milk has become the beverage of scum. Milk has become an injustice. The only thing that ushers the fall for mankind. Heh, make me drink milk right here? Tell me, is that really the right thing to do? Since milk's appearance 6000 years ago wars occured more often and global crime rates have increased by over 70%. But, it's not enough! THE MILK STILL MAKES PEOPLE'S BONES STRONG! Too strong! SOMEBODY HAS TO DO THIS!! And when I found that trashcan all those years ago, I knew somebody had to do this. No, I was the only one who could. Man doesn't throw milk in the trash as a crime. But there was no other way! THE WORLD HAD TO BE FIXED!! A purpose given to me!! Only I could do it. WHO ELSE COULD HAVE DONE IT AND COME THIS FAR?! Will they have kept pouring out that nasty shit?! The only one, who can hate on milk, is me.

[mid0rito]

achro replied to your photo:Where’s your strength now?!

glass don’t drink milk

otselot replied to your photo:Where’s your strength now?!

the glass didnt absorb the milk like my bones did so this is a deficient comparison, this rather is a splendid example for what happens to your bones, i demand you try again

nnng

[mid0rito]

How did you come up with these so fast omg