#ihatebread

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Me too

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Theory Two: The Evil Government

Most people believe the government can do no harm. They are here to protect its citizens right, and to allow freedom?

False.

They want to kill us.

Ever notice the planes flying in the sky? Did you ever wonder what kind of exhaust comes out of the airplane?

Not carbon dioxide.

It's a lethal poison which when combined with bread can kill a person.

I'll bet you've never heard that before. Oh, but it's true. Just do a google search and over 100,000 results show. One woman died after eating only 3 slices of bread. Not just any bread is lethal, usually it is the honey oat kind. The oats contribute to the poisons. 

You may ask me, why do they want to kill us?

For money!

Think about it. The less people, the more money circulates in the country. Coming out of a recession, we need the money.

I rest my case.