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Axi: 48, please keep an eye on Neffy today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.
48: Sure, I’d love to see Neffy get punched.
Axi: Try again.
48: I will stop Neffy from getting punched.
(source: Brooklyn Nine Nine)
Professor Oak sends small children into the wilderness so he can bang their moms
Kali: Why do we have the phrase “bone dry” when bones spend most of their time being very wet?
Axi: Hmm, maybe because when you touch a bone it feels really dry? Bones are porous, so they actively suck the moisture out of your fingers.
Kali: That’s so much more unsettling than my original question, thank you.
Ihate-zinzolin: Hey Axi look at my big moth (releases a moth into the room)
Ihateprofessor-oak: GET THAT OUT OF HERE
Minty:good morning! Neffy:good morning Axi:good morning. Ceaz:you sound like robots with your ‘good morning’ this 'good morning’ that spice it up a little 77:HEY MOTHERFUCKERS!
Professor Oak fucked my mom and now he’s my dad
