#ihatefaba

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Zinzolin: Look, let’s just agree to say sorry on the count of three.

Zinzolin: One, two, three…

Zinzolin:

Ceazar:

Zinzolin: See, now I’m disappointed in both of us.

(Source: Brooklyn Nine Nine)

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Minty: Hey Ceaz… What are you doing?

Ceazar: I’m having a snack.

Minty: …But that’s a whole banana pepper.

Ceazar: So?

Minty: …And you’re eating it like an apple.

Ceazar: So!?

Minty: Ceazar, why are you eating a banana pepper like an apple?

Ceazar: Because I’m hungry!

Minty: You’re scaring me–

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Faba:13 year olds are scary, when I’m walking down the street and I see a group of 8th graders I will go out of my way to cross to the other side of the street, kids don’t need to know you for that long to know what you’re Sensitive about, they’ll take one look at you and be like Ceaz:haha look at that high waisted man! He got feminine hips! Faba:and I’ll be like no!!! That’s the thing I’m sensitive about!

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Ceazar: *kicks open the door* WHAT’S UP, FUCKERS?!

Faba: Child, why do you have my phone?!

Ceazar: FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY!

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Ceazar: If you would just let me murder our issues away, this wouldn’t be a problem.

Talis: You do realize murder is not the answer to everything, right?

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Ceazar: I could strangle you.

Sera: You aren’t tall enough.

Ceazar: You’ve sunk low enough for me to reach.

(Source: tumblr)

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ihatefaba: who are you? i-love-faba: I’m you but open about my desire to fucc faba

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Minty:in this world it’s kill giovanni or get killed by Giovanni Ceaz:it’s really not