Welcome to the 21st century!
I hope your trip was nice and pleasant.
However,
I would like to remind you
The slight modifications
you must take into account
for your future endeavors,
Such as
You must not talk to strangers
In fear of scaring those around you
(you can never be too careful these days)
Or
You must also
never, ever, be yourself
because lets face it
who would want you like that anyway?
Nonetheless, you may
act as perfect as one can be
Earth is one globalized flea market
and we have become its product.
To help you on your journey,
we recommend you pop into our office
for a total evaluation
in order to receive your bar code & price tag
also known as ‘CV’.
Do not worry,
you will get used to
the changes fairly soon.
Remember to keep your smile
no one is looking to buy melancholy.
For those experiencing difficulties,
ropes are distributed in the back
they have proven to be very useful.
Well, that’s it folks,
thank you for your time
And i hope you have
a very pleasant day, today.
Terms and conditions apply.
brought to you by Capitalism, RCSC ©.
Capitalism is a project started in the late 1400s in order to create a successful, fully operational harmony throughout the globe.
The RCSC (Rich Cunt Supreme Court) has managed to keep the extraordinary system up and running since the early 2000s.
In order for them to do so, failure to comply with the system will result in immediate suspension of your bar code.
for any complaints, suggestions or further inquiries, please consult a rope, as mentioned above.