#iknowx

[thefineartofbitchcraft]

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[ iknowx ] - Send me a ‘✉’ for five times my muse didn’t text yours, and one time they did

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[Text to jailbate] : I’m really starting to miss you [Text to jailbate] : I guess you couldn’t have been that interested in me to just disappear[Text to jailbate] : I thought we were something…or starting to be. I guess I was wrong.[Text to jailbate] : Did you finally get Karma? I’m not stupid I knew she was the one you always wanted. [Text to jailbate] : I don’t know why I care so much…Sent: [Text to jailbate] : Where the fuck are you…?

[prxncesslauren-blog]

   ❝You know what I realised today?    You never take me on dates.                     Why’s that?                     Ashamed, maybe?❞

[laurencreeper-blog]

          "If I went back into the world of            pageants, would you come to            all the competitions and be my            biggest supporter? I'll let you            wear all the crowns I win?"

[laurencreeper-blog]

Text;;

Lauren: Come quick.

Lauren: Stuck in library.

Lauren: Bring fire extinguisher.

[laurencreeper-blog]

Lex Loser: i just tried to play my favorite song on medium and im pretty sure i broke my pinky, whoops

Cooperfelds love child: you have a habit of almost breaking fingers don't you

Cooperfelds love child: you know, as a lesbian this is gonna be a huge disadvantage for you one day

Cooperfelds love child: i typed that with such a straight face

Cooperfelds love child: now im laughing

[laurencreeper-blog]

          "You know -- All things aside, you             should straighten your hair more             often. You look... Prettier."

[laurencreeper-blog]

          "Apparently Shane's missing a dildo.            Since it wasn't me, I'm just going to            go out on a whim and say you just            wanted to have your own fun with it."

[laurencreeper-blog]

          "So -- I was talking to your mom, and            I've been informed about a certain            Americas Got Talent act... Please tell            me you have that recorded somewhere."