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I’m not gonna lie to y’all the entire reason the next chapter of IKWYA hasn’t come out yet is that I am having the hardest fucking time trying to write about the involved driver(s) because they’re so horribly unsexy to me. Why did I do this to myself.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???? ESTABLISHMENT SUPPORTED YAOI?????
I work at a grocery store production facility and today someone pooped themselves in the break room and didn’t tell anyone and people walked through it and tracked it into the production area how disgusting and we didn’t shut down maybe I should report them to the USDA for that there was poop all over the floor
There's so much wrong in there, starting with pooping in the break room because seriously what the fuck.
Who poops in the break room, honestly again I say what the fuck.
You do that and you want to pretend you didn't leave and come back a few min later and then go running out to call maintenance or custodial or whoever and tell them there's poop in the break room and it's not from rats (see rat poop at a place like you work report that too, totally different situation here tho)
It's not something that 100% needs to send operations to a grinding halt since nothing should be in contact with the floor anyhow, though there does need to be a pretty through decontamination done in all the poopy areas so in the long run it's likely cheaper to do hit the breaks on the production and break out the pressure washers and bleach.
I really want to be a fly on the wall for the pre-shift meeting when this gets brought up, mostly because hearing management try to find a diplomatic way to tell people not to take a dump in the break room and then go over the procedures to follow should one find it impossible to not take a dump in the break room would be hilarious.
You'll have to let me know how that goes if you can, or at a minimum let me know if there's any new signs in the break room maybe pointing toward the restroom or something.
A bucket
Culprit should be easy enough to ID too, if they're still around since I'm guessing it wasn't logs which means the person is possibly ill (totally different no no for working in that kind of location) so if someone is looking like they're not too good they may be the mad pooper.
This might also help narrow things down a bit
Anyone that used to live in CO in 2017 working there might just be who you're looking for.
I know what you are
@emiko-chan-is-here (look at the kudos)
Soooooo… for no reason at all absolutely unrelated to my monster fucker Oscar fic, what kind of demon do we think Fred Vesti would be?
P.S. shoutout to @justsyyknow for reminding me of his existence with their giant fic
Also I know it’s been forever and a half since I’ve updated or posted literally anything, I promise the author’s note will make it worth it lmao
Also y’all I’m so sick rn I swear I will update my kinktober fic as soon as possible it is just hard to get in the mood to write horny things when I am so gross and full of snot.
Fun fact: the entirety of IKWYA so far has been written to the Brat album by Charlie XCX.
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Why is that on my mind? Well, wouldn’t you like to know 👀
