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Wanda: I made tea. Pietro: I don’t want tea. Wanda: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Pietro: Then why are you telling me? Wanda: It is a conversation starter. Pietro: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Wanda: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
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Wanda: Is something burning? Pietro: Just my love for you. Wanda: Pietro, the toaster is on fire.
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Wanda: Hey Pietro can I get a sip of your water? Pietro: It's not water. Wanda: Vodka, I like your style! Pietro: It's vinegar. Wanda: Wh-Wha- Pietro: It's vinegar, COWARD.
His snigger brinks to near-awful, '' We're toastin' vine(gar) for breakfast and I'm the one paying for it!! '' Totally not racing into another room to bark out a L A U G H.