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My boyfriend is literally perfect.

"I don't feel drunk but I can't feel my teeth" - bae

Zelda drinking game. Take a shot every time you see a triforce.

Please stop I'm going to pee on you! I'm going to poop on you! I'm going to do everything!

Richard, trying to get me to stop tickling him

I was gonna be Sam but I fucked it up! Fuck sploosh in my asshole!

- Richard trying to be smooth and say 'I can fix that'

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