MAX AND ANTONIO FOR THE SHIP MEME (bc this is gonna be amusing)
DISCLAIMER: assuming she has not yet heard about his killing spree or what he did to Lydia and just knows him ambiguously as The Fighty Mean Boy….
Who suggests sneaking out past curfew hours? 𝑴𝒂𝒙. She wants a bodyguard for her Creeper investigations.
Who gets excited about being nominated for the royal court at dances? 𝑴𝒂𝒙!! She gets so excited for him to experience a positive spotlight because she can’t imagine it’s something he’s used to. She has to drag Tony to the dance he doesn’t even want to go to and keeps telling him to smile more and fix his posture and probably ties his bowtie for him and straightens his tux for him all night while he groans and tries to swat her away.
Who gets accused of being the Creeper and who punches the accusers in the face? 𝑻𝒐𝒏𝒚 gets accused and Max is like “NOOO he’s just irritable” and explains that her profile of The Creeper require Him to be a more collected and private person and Tony is too visibly volatile and out of control to pull off the meticulous planning involved in The Creeper’s nonsense.
Who panics and runs to check on the other the second Shit Goes Down? 𝑴𝒂𝒙 !! It takes a lot to phase Tony before he thinks that there’s anything to worry about. She’s starting to get more worried for the brawns of the school. The Creeper seems like He’s targeting the toughest of the tough first, and Tony’s unmistakably a badass.
Who talks the other into parenting a dorm pet together? 𝑴𝒂𝒙 thinks that fish are therapeutic so she gets a bowl of bloodfin tetras & begs him to “babysit” them as part of an elaborate 13-step plan to #SoothAntonioDiSangue2k17.
Who writes about the other for their poetry assignment in English class? You couldn’t get Tony to sit down and write a poem if you had a gun to his head. 𝑴𝒂𝒙 will probably write a shitty poem about him in her free time.
Who goes all out for the school event festivities and who gets dragged along? 𝑴𝒂𝒙 is going to force Tony to have some Wholesome High School Fun whether he likes it or not and it is probably going to end in her swimming with the fishes.
Who does all of the work on their group projects? Tony talks Max into just splitting up the work evenly and tells her that he’ll send her his half the day before class, then proceeds to never send it and cut class the day of the presentation. 𝑴𝒂𝒙 skips too and hunts him down to lecture him.
Who complains to the other about Mr. Kane’s handwriting? No one in the human race complains more about Adrian’s handwriting than 𝑴𝒂𝒙.
Who goes to the other’s house for the holidays? 𝑻𝒐𝒏𝒚 goes to Max’s and keeps casually talking about dead body disposal at the dinner table and Max laughs very fakely and loudly like “HA HA. MY TONY. SUCH A JOKER.”
Who’s willing to sleep with a teacher to bring up the other’s grades? After he sabotaged their group project 𝑻𝒐𝒏𝒚 tries to seduce the teacher to just give them an A on the presentation so she Shuts The Fuck Up Already.
Who is more scared for the other’s safety? Depends on how successfully 𝑴𝒂𝒙 manages to worm his way into his heart, but probably her. At this point, definitely her because she’s pretty sure The Creeper is going to target people like him.
Who sends nudes during class? 𝑻𝒐𝒏𝒚 but it’s not supposed to be sexy, he sends it with some smartass caption like “here’s my slides for the presentation” and then Max opens the attachment and gets all huffy and kicks the back of his chair.
Who gets way too heated in Mr. Michael’s class debates and who calms them down or cheers them on? The day 𝑻𝒐𝒏𝒚 actually gets really into what they’re talking about and starts getting super abrasive in his arguments, the person he’s arguing against tries to tell him ‘bro chill out it’s just a high school debate class’ and Max is so proud of Tony that she speaks up to shut the other guy’s complaining down like “that’s not a rebuttal!”
Who hates the other’s roommate? 𝑻𝒐𝒏𝒚 probably thinks Eve is too bashful and feels uncomfortable around her if he doesn’t just outright find it annoying.
Who’s the bigger gossiper? 𝑴𝒂𝒙 and Tony probably finds it so annoying.
Who initiates the drunken heart-to-hearts? 𝑴𝒂𝒙 thinks she can only get any semblance of affection out of him when he’s drunk.
Who sends in confessions to PlathGossip about how cute their partner is? 𝑴𝒂𝒙. No comment.
Who wants to investigate the scary fuckery on campus and who wants them to stay out of it for their own safety? 𝑴𝒂𝒙 wants to investigate and Tony is like oh my god you are literally the Least Capable survivor. Smol hoe go home you are going to die.
Who talks the other into skipping class to get high in the parking lot? 𝑻𝒐𝒏𝒚. At this point their assignment is two days late and he still hasn’t sent her his slides so he says they may as well skip class again so they don’t have to be humiliated by not being ready to present again.
Who spams the other’s phone with stupid memes? They have meme wars where she tries to send him the most wholesome ones she can find and he sends her the darkest most fucked up jokes on the internet.
Who suggests sleeping in the same bed first? 𝑴𝒂𝒙 because she’s terrified of either of them being alone and she’s freaking out and he doesn’t know how to deal with the emotion overflow so he’s like okay holy shit fine
Who wants to get jiggy in a classroom, the garden, the pool, the dorm hall showers, etc.? 𝑻𝒐𝒏𝒚 in a universe where Tony is not The Gayest. (Max can’t have public sex because it’s against the Horror Movie Survival Laws.)
Who lets the other cheat off of their test? 𝑴𝒂𝒙, as a thank you gift for him putting up with her.
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