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Bruce Willis

B reaking away from action movies

R emedied Bruce's chronic

U lcers. Which were

C aused by a constant fear that the fake

E xplosions

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W ould cause blindness.

I mplementing a strict rule banning

L oud and dangerous explosions saved his

L ove life because he was no longer concerned with an

I llustrious life of acting like he wants to

S ave peoples lives

can't wait till homecoming game B)

can friends pls come ovr tomorrow to help me find music pls

having a pirate of the caribbean movie marathon tonight✌✌

making browniessss

COCONUT IS SO DISGUSTING OMG

watching matildaaaaa

i'm hungry and nobody will come with me to get food ugh

#illustrious life