May 9, 2021
precious orange crackers
i hereby declare that i am a cheezits gremlin. if you dare try to snatch my title, your mom’s a wench. if i was a dragon, my hoard would be these sacred orange crisps in which give me joy. these precious orange crackers are far more valuable to me than spessartite garnets. ask kindly, if you may have one (1). attempt to thieve my hoard and your spinal fluids will boil, your bones will melt inside of you, and you will be nothing more than a gruesome puddle of filth residing at my feet. good day :)
