The best character (Mt. Rushmore part 7)
The team looks for someone to speak to; they hope to find access to behind the stage. They choose a gentleman named Edgar Charles (54). He looks like Louis Sachar (author). He hates cats and has a Gru accent. He wears an American flag pin and is hanging up flags with vigor! (welcome Edgar. The characters with the most development in this entire game).
Lilith approaches Edgar and stares at him with her creepy/charm. Edgar eagerly greets the team and offers them flag pins from his pocket. He proclaims that he is glad to be an American and is very excited about the event today.
“God bless America,” he says loudly.
Bobby looks this poor man in the eyes and says, “The President is a lizard-man”.
To which Edgar replies, “Oh! Just like the queen?! God bless her!”.
“Yes…” said Bobby.
“Oh. Well then. How can I help?” Edgar is happy to help fellow Americans.
“We need worker uniforms,” said Bobby.
“Gasp, for disguises!!!”
“Yes. So, we can access the…”
“Of course!!!” said Edgar. “I will get two on my lunch break at noon.”
Confused but pleased, Bobby thanks the man and makes plans to meet up later at the Borglum view terrace.