#ilubae

[thedolma]

what a long distance marriage sounds like

Wife: [desperately trying to get off the phone]

Me: [saying absolutely anything I can to elongate the conversation]

Wife: Babe, this is it. I'm literally putting my foot down. [stomp]

Me: okay but which foot was it?

Wife: ... My right foot.

[thedolma]

Me, to my wife who I'm married to: you're cute, i love you

Me, to my wife who I've been married to for years: don't tell anyone I said that

My wife, who I married in front of all our family and friends: I'm gonna tell everyone

Me: [tom haverford voice] noooo!

[hcstvoid]

                    x lydieclaus is a greedy jerk and needs moar starters apparently x

“——Why are you           climbing through the window.           You have a key.           Why are you climbing through my           window at three am?”

[minalover]

vanilla & plum & melon xoxo

vanilla: what i like best about youoh, sarah, my darling. i like lots best about you. i like your devotion to your life and the people in it. i like your ability to bounce back and forth between topics like nobody's business. i like that you'll talk to me about the hard things. i DON'T like that you live so far away, but i do like that you haven't let it hurt our friendship. i like you best about you.plum: a song that reminds me of you/your blogpretty much anything country and/or girl power. this one's for the girls by martina mcbride and red high heels by kellie pickler.melon: my first impression of youit's been so long that i just can't remember. probably that you were classy and calm with a big smile, a big laugh, and a big heart.

[ryn-y-adventure-blog]

{{ aaaand extra bonus of CurrentCanon!Ryn :'''V }}

[argenonsixnorth-moved]

tumblr user tentaprince is a super-mega-cutie-patootie!!! spread the word!!!

[wrestle-raptor-blog]

Leigha I would only ever leave you for Jontron.