#ily wives

[ninjafairy86]

You're a bitch and terrible wife

I know this is one of my two wives, but yeah. I know. I’m the worst wife ever. I’m the Tom Riddle in our weird, non-sexual triad. 

I don’t cook you meals. 

I forget important dates. 

I don’t give you gifts. 

I forget to message back. 

I’m an arrogant shithead. 

I always end up hurting feelings. 

The attention I give is minimal, because I throw myself into my own bullshit. 

I’m an overall selfish, narcissistic ho-bag, but you know what….?