#im damp

[demon-princess13]

who knew 16 degrees was too hot for leather pants cause i sure didn’t

[jerseyclown]

life hack pour water on your bed for it to be worse

[rofax]

Just venting: so while I'm in chemo I have to be on a drug called Lupron that basically puts my ovaries to sleep so the chemo doesn't damage them.

Ya know what putting your ovaries to sleep is also called?? MENOPAUSE. Medically induced menopause.

I have woken up DRENCHED in sweat two nights in a row. I'm talking gotta change blankets at 3 AM bc they're wet. THIS SUCKS.

[kaloscore]

its rainy

[slipnslideindustrialaccident]

☕

[homoeroticcartoonvillain]

Fuck.everyone who goes to amusement parks when its cold and raining and particularly everyone in the same amusement park I am in

[yurupet]

Muah muah <- kissinh you on each cheek like a rich white woman cuz you liked all my posts. She’s Italian. Donatella Versase moment. Faaaaabulous dahlinhg. I have a headache so bad Bc I sneezed and hit my head on the desk. Either I’m getting a lot of spam texts lately or I’m in severe trouble with my bank. I almost got fired today because I told my boss that I could get Nietzsche meowing on all fours if I had the chance. But she can’t do anything because if she tries I can say she sexually harassed me bc she did technically tell me to flash a Mardi Gras parade and she forgot I’m transsexual. She’s my favorite manager. I might have a severe head injury from the desk thing earlier

wheeek wheeek wheeek wheek !!! (muah muah!!)

[protofraggle]

the human body really senses an illness being defeated and immediately cranks all the sweat faucets up to 11