“Shift over, I don’t want to tread on anything vital” “Alright, give me a moment and I’ll roll it up again” guys they are talking about their cocks. They are drunk in a bath talking about cocks being out and needing to be put away. this is 2 days or so after they beat the shit out of each other in the middle of the town square. 2 days ago they were fist fighting and now they’re naked in the bath together saying move your cock out of the way and the other says GIVE ME A MOMENT let me roll it up???? ????
due to my insane posting schedule (rapid fire reblogs whenever i can play with my phone at work) i actually can't have too many mutuals or follow people who reblog a lot of my stuff because it turns my dashboard into a really weird recursive sludge of the same ten or fifteen posts repeated over and over again. from checking in with other tumblr friends, i am pleased to report that many other people suffer from the roach-reblogged recursive sludge zone due to following me and also one another. i will not be making any lifestyle changes.
Decades of being hunted by various heroes had trained All for One to strike first and ask questions later, even near crippled by All Might as he was. The voice hadn’t even managed to finish it’s introduction before he incinerated that corner of the doctor’s lab into pure atomic carbon.
Silence, other than the creaking of now cooling molten metal. And then -
“Well, I suppose thats fair, I didn’t book an apointment. I’d like to intern with you!” The blinding heat from All for One’s first attack started to die down enough that he could use his heat vision quirk - and there they stood - barely an inch to the left of the edge of the blast. A child - no, maybe a teenager. How had they gotten down here? What was the hero commision thinking, sending some baby with an invicibility quirk to what, try and strangle him to death?
He could strike again. Not many people lived a second hit from him, invinciablity quirk or not, but - he was bored. He was really, really bored, and playing nice with Tomura was just making him regret every life choice he had ever made.
“Intern with me? Child, surely you know I’m a villain. I don’t offer internships.” The child made a kind of bouncing motion before grinning. His empathy quirk let him almost see the excitment radiating off him. Damn.
“I also know you are, at least legally, Ichiro Akayama, head of Dumas Quirk Solutions, LLC - wonderful pun by the way, All for One - who does offer internships and whose company I am already doing work experience for so I don’t have to endure my middleschool classmates for any longer than legally required.”
“Who are you, anyway?” All for One could literally feel the self satisfation radiating from the boy. Brat knew he had him. He was almost tempted to kill him just for that. Almost.
“Midoriya Izuku, future villain!”
Ah. He knew all of those sins would come back to haunt him one day.
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So! Izuku decides he wants to burn this hero society to the ground, and who better to learn from than the longest living and most succesful villain in japan - All for One! He’s tracked down a few of the man’s aliases and was willing to camp out in his office until they called him in just to try to get the kid out of the building
He didn’t have to, because the poor overworked staff saw a smart kid who could probably do work for them so they signed him up for a work experience program instantly. Izuku, enjoying getting to skip school, was all for this.
He is unaware All for One is his father. All for One is not unaware that this is his son.
This is a pretty lighthearted villain AU because Izuku hates society, not its products. He mostly just feels sorry for poor, overworked All Might (and he’s a fanboy, but thats besides the point). He doesn’t kill good people or children! He does have a calendar alert set for Bakugo’s 18th birthday if he doesn’t straighten out though.
All for One is trying to convince him to do something less dangerous, like being a genetisist! Izuku thinks that current quirk genetic testing is just eugenics with extra steps. All for One,,, kind of agrees.
Ik you kinda moved on from this, but do you hc Twi as a distant relative or son to time? Because I've seen you draw both and I'm a bit curious
Twilight?? Being Time’s relative??
Twilight the boy Time trained and refers to as his son??
Twilight the ranch hand with a talent for animals who inherited a horse that’s most likely the descendant of the legendary companion for the Hero of Time??
