[2:48:17 AM] *** Kris has renamed this conversation to "You're walking in the woods, theres no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him. Rchimemes. He's following you about thirty feet back, he gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.. He's gaining on you. Rchimedes. You're looking for your nisepanda, but you're all turned around, he's almost upon you now and you can see... there's makeup on his face. My god, there's makeup everywhere! Running for your life from Rchimedes, He's brandishing a crab, it's Rchimedes. Lurking in the shadows, demon lord, magic user Rchimedes. Living in non-space (Rchimedes), Killing best friends (Rchimedes), piling all the bodies, actual crab holding Rchimedes. Now it's dark, and you seem to of lost him, but you're hopelessly lost yourself, standed with a demon lord. You creep silently through the underbush, Aha! In the distance, a large castle with a light on- hope! You move stealthily toward it... But your leg! Ah! It was caught in a slime trap! Shaking off your leg (quiet quiet) limping to the castle (quiet quiet). Now you're on the doorstep, sitting inside is Rchimedes. Shapening a crab (Rchimedes), but he doesn't hear you enter (Rchimedes), you're sneaking up behind him... sealing away demon Rchimedes. Fighting for your life with Rchimedes, Wrestling a crab from Rchimedes, Stab it in his kidney... safe at last from Rchimedes! You limp into the dark woods... slime oozing from your wounded leg, you've beaten Rchimedes. Wait! He isn't dead! Rchi surprise! There's magic to your head and there's death in his eyes! But you can do magic too, attacking demon lord Rchimedes! Legendary fight with Rchimedes, normal demon fight with Rchimedes, you try to swing the crab at Rchimedes but slime is draining you fast from your leg. He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left, you counter to the right, you catch him with magic, you're sealing him away now, you have just sealed away Rchimedes. He disappears from the floor, expressionless, you fall to your knees and catch your breath. You're finally safe from Rchimedes." ***