#im humiliated

[docmordred]

mr puzzles is absolutely not gonna survive for more than 10 days in sons of the forest

[p4rtoftheb4nd]

i was trying to be all cool and mysterious in the trader joes parking lot in my charli xcx merch with my windows down and my 1975 songs playing. i drove up on the curb and got stuck. just thought you should know.

[izhape]

accidentally left sex toy on counter where fiance's dad ended up seeing it

[sweetsylus]

did i just cry so hard over Miguel O’Hara that i felt like i was about to choke on my own sobs?

[waitineedaname]

literally my third time driving by myself ever and I pop a fucking tire

[whatevenislifesposts]

Is a phone call too much time too ask for? Is needing you too much? I thought you wanted me to want you and need you, but I feel like I'm becoming less important to you. I feel like I'm just a nice convenience sometimes. You hurt me deeply and you don't even know.

[heavenbarnes]

me, deciding to write a bit of Loki smut:

my phone, autocorrecting “pussy” to “pizza”:

[neilpipedreamjosten]

no but this actually humiliatingdjshd i blocked a weird acc on a gc and when it prompted me if i wanted to leave the gc i accidentally pressed yes. i am deleting myself from the face of this earth u Guys will never Hear from me again