#im joking. mostly

[ex-riddlecats]

I have never seen nsfw headcanons I agree with. Nobody understands my dark and twisted mind .........

its because the type of person to list out nsfw headcanons is also the type of person to always just put down variations of "he loves to cum inside 🤤" and "he's nervous at first but then you bring out his inner animal 😈" real fictional character sexuality scholars know everything is situational and must be gradually analyzed and understood, perfectly tracked back to canon sources, not blurted out all at once for the mainstream tumblrina

[brodorokihousuke]

building off of the "Klavier Gavin is from Wisconsin" headcanon.

somehow he mentions the fact that there is a supposedly haunted bust of Harry Houdini in a museum there to Trucy. and she immediately demands that Phoenix take her to it (regardless of obnoxious travel distance)

[guest-1-2-3]

THAT GOT LADY G PRGNANT W ARTHURS KID NOT ARTHUR ARTHUR IS NOT PREGNANT

LAUGHING

I FULLY believe that soman chainani would write mpreg into the school for good and evil and the reason it didn't happen is because the concept simply never crossed his mind

[galindatopland]

seeing someone talk about what they wish was different or introduced in a movie and then others replying in a way that implies they're completely unaware that the events of a movie are fictional and that The Writers Decide What Happens is such a technically irrelevant thing and yet it gets on my nerves in a way precious little does. it is so hard to be kind truly and not call random stupid strangers morons on account of being stupid morons online. and i try my best really to be understanding like perhaps they're just having a hard day and so understanding simple ideas is difficult and so is not being loud as hell about not understanding very basic things in life and also like being a stupid annoying moron is not a sin necessarily right people should be allowed to be stupid morons i suppose but i wish they were stupid morons somewhere i can't see it

[explosionshark]

Sometimes I feel bad when cool vegan bloggers follow me bc like I'm an 11 year vegan, it's incredibly important to the structure of my life and my entire worldview, but it's like 10% of my blogging energy. I'm sorry but most of what you'll find here is barely coherent fandom posting (in a dyke way) and 0 - 3 note posts about metal bands. It's embarrassing I'm sorry I'll go pretend to take a phone call in the other room if you want to unfollow

[feverdreamsandlucidnightmares]

my contribution to the magnus archives fandom is that I think the fear of failure falls under the purview of the Beholding and that implies you can practice radical acceptance by becoming an eldritch horror

[katiagrim]

Does anyone want to read what I have of my zombie fic to tell me if it’s awful lol

[bicreature]

Real person shipping evil stupid and plague on earth. However. I must say if in a few years Sam Reid and Jacob Anderson are like 'we're dating for real now btw' i will experience exactly zero surprise