mcd ocs but it’s a collection of incorrect quotes from a generator that best fits them bc i am too lazy to write rambles about the rest of them.
btw the oc’s are valentine, eugene and genesis
Valentine, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha. Laurence: Do you think other people can’t hear you?
Aphmau: Valentine, is that legal? Valentine: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
Garroth: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?! Aphmau: It's kind of complicated, but Valentine- Garroth: Got it. Forget I asked.
Eugene: You need to be more careful! Aaron, who was dragged into Eugene’s issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-
Eugene: Am I in trouble? Aaron: Take a guess. Eugene: No? Aaron: Take another guess.
Eugene: Do dragons fart fire? Aaron: I don't know. Eugene: I thought you went to college.
Eugene: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere* Aaron: Where did you get that? Eugene: My pocket. Aaron: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket? Eugene: Skills.
Katelyn: That was a joke. Say ha. Genesis: Ha. Katelyn: Now do it again. Genesis: Ha. Katelyn: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.
Jeffory: Guys, Genesis is missing. Katelyn: Good.
*Ivy sends more than 5 messages in a row* Genesis: I ain’t reading all that. Genesis: I’m happy for you tho. Genesis: Or sorry that happened.













