#im only 18

[lavalamp-juice]

MY TIME OFF WAS APPROVEDDDD

guess who's going to the beach this summmerrrrrr WHOOP WHOOOOP

[analog-cheese-spread]

It's 12 am where I live now, so... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU SIS @marcquez 🎉🎉

[got-ham]

Hey,, hey kid,,, how anonymous are your suit repairs? Like if i dropped off a 300$ pair of pants and asked you to drop them off in a sketchy warehouse in old gotham would you do it. (for plenty of money ofc)

[yourereallyhere]

this year has been the hardest of my life and I’m hoping it will have been the hardest of the rest

[itchyandglitchy]

An experience...

So today i went to walmart with my dad. We were just walking from the water aisle when some random lady looks me uo and down, stops me and says " are you a veteran??" I respond with a simple "no I am not" and she looks completely baffled.

Ive never had someone stop me like this before! just because im in a wheelchair does not mean i am a veteran. Im just Youre average, ordinary disabled guy....the whole experience was just so bizzare to me! Why do people feel the need to know about you when your disabled??

[capiec]

I have baby fever so bad 😂

[duckiecasanova]

uk when ppl u went to grade school w r getting married nd ur like what theFUCK

[lobotomycomedy]

Hi I'm 18 and I've been having a midlife crisis for 20 years