Say I leave my wallet in your car. And I realize just after you drive off. So I text you, knowing that I just saw you on your phone at the stop light 100 yards back. It stands to reason that you would see it pretty quickly, right? But ok, maybe you hear the notification but don’t look at it. You are driving, after all. So I call. No answer. Hm. Call again. Nothing again. Weird. It’s not going straight to voicemail so I know your phone’s not dead. Let me try texting again. Use more exclamation points this time. Surely if you see your phone blowing up you’ll realize it's urgent. Let’s try calling again. And again and again and again. For 25 minutes straight. Getting angrier and angrier. BECAUSE I JUST SAW YOU ON YOUR PHONE. And you have my wallet and I’m stranded. And you suck. And this is the quickest way to turn me into a crazed stalker.