#imaginepapyrus

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Hi. I know tonight and today and whatever happens next are really scary. I’m scared too. I’m worried about my friends and family and the future. But I know I’m not alone, and that I am cared for, and I just want you guys to know I care a lot about you all too. Okay? I’m so glad I can make so many of you a little happier with this blog. It means a lot to me. I’ll keep doing my best to be that little light.

Whatever comes next, stay determined and know I believe in you! I love you all!

[imagine-papyrus]

How can I become so great as the Great Papyrus?

I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT BEING AS GREAT, BECAUSE I AM VERY GREAT, BUT I THINK YOU COULD GET PRETTY CLOSE!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS:

DRINK LOTS OF MILK SO YOUR BONES ARE VERY STRONG!

BE SOFT AND CUDDLY!

HAVE A REALLY COOL CAPE!

AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS TO BELIEVE THAT ANYONE CAN BE AS GREAT AS YOU, IF THEY REALLY TRY!!

SOMETIMES PEOPLE CAN ONLY TAKE TINY, BABY SIZED STEPS! THIS IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TINY AND BABY SIZED!! THEY NEED YOU TO HELP CARRY THEM AND THEN BOTH OF YOU CAN REACH BEING GREAT TOGETHER!!

SO CONSIDER THIS ME CARRYING YOU, TINY BABY ANON, AND KNOW THAT YOU WILL REACH YOUR HIGH GOAL OF BEING AS GREAT AS ME!! BECAUSE I AM VERY HANDSOME AND VERY TALL!!

NYEH HEH HEH!!

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Imagining Papyrus....... GETTING BAPPED WITH MY KITTY PAWS GET BOOPED SKELLYMAN

AAAAAA!!! TINY KITTY PAWS!!!! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!

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Do you know about your brother’s tendencies to fight crime wearing a blue mask and cape as a hero named Crossbones?

HUH?? WHAT?? MY BROTHER, THE LAZYBONES, A SUPERHERO???? FIGHTING CRIME?? MAYBE THAT'S WHY HE IS ALWAYS NAPPING!! HE MUST BE TIRED FROM ALL THE CRIME FIGHTING!! OR... MAYBE HE IS JUST LAZY. I LIKE YOUR IDEA BETTER!! HEY! IF HE'S A HERO, WHY DID HE NOT TELL ME?? I WOULD BE A GREAT HERO TO TEAM UP WITH!! THE GREAT SUPER-PYRUS, THE INCREDIBLY HANDSOME AND COOL AND KIND HERO!!! WITH REALLY NICE HAIR!!

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I have another imagne! What if Papyrus became as popular- no, even MORE popular- than MTT?

Then he would bathe in a shower of kisses every morning!!!!!! And be rightfully adored as the most wondrous and friendshippiest skeleton there is!!!! But would it be difficult to find a genuine friend? Well, I think he's just so lovable that people would want to really be his friend! For real!!

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YOU ARE VERY COOL ILY !!!

Genuinely seeing your posts makes my day thank you papyrus <3

HAVE AN AWESOME DAY!!

A bunch of stuff got swept out of my inbox for some reason so I think it would be good to finally post this!! I loved it so much I kept it to admire! Thank you for enjoying everything!!

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imagine papyrus comes out as pansexual and sans calls him panpyrus

"NEVERMIND I'M STRAIGHT AGAIN!!"

"congrats bro."

"THANK YOU!! BUT ALSO DOUBLE NEVERMIND BECAUSE I'M PAN!!"

"nice t' meetcha pan."

"SANS!!"

"nah i'm ace"

"WELL CONGRATULATIONS ON FINDING OUT THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF ACE!!"

"you too pan."

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Imagine if Papyrus is just now hearing all about the human holiday of Thanksgiving. How do you suppose that he'd react to this news?

late but its still november

I think he'd love it!! Wowie, a holiday where you go make a lot of food and hang out with your family and friends and talk about everything you're grateful for?? He's got lots of friends and also Sans!! He's very grateful for that!! And he's bringing spaghetti and inviting all his friends!!