Natasha & Steve: *had fallen asleep in the on-call room talking to each other* *ended up cuddling on the on-call room couch together*
Wanda: *walks into the on-call room and sees them* *just watches, smirking*
Bruce: *walks into the on-call room; hasn’t seen them yet*
Hey, Wanda sweetie what’s taking so long? *clapping to wake them up* Chop, chop! *sees them* Holy Fourth of July Weenie Roast! What the hell am I looking at?
Natasha & Steve: *stir simultaneously* Woah! (also simultaneous)
Steve: *falls off the couch*
Natasha: Guys, this is not what it looks like.
Wanda: *chuckling* Well, what does it look like?
Natasha: W-we were talking and, you know, we fell asleep on the couch. And-
Natasha & Steve: lots of indecipherable rambling follows as the two of them try to explain and right themselves*
Wanda & Bruce: *share a knowing glance and smirk*