#imfucked

[existentialcrisisauthor]

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5% how long does it take for someone to bleed out from a dagger wound to the spleen

[i-amtransexual]

I had a very important test today. I had to do creative writing with the prompt

'something in the distance.'

I then obviously wrote technoblade fanfiction where he and a princess send eachother letters via crows

[mozic]

preview for all you mfs i dont know  ꧁6҉  ꧂

[greenbumblebee]

I CAUGHT FEELINGS FOR A GIRL WHO IM LIKE 90 PERCENT SURE IS STRAIGHT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DID SHE HAVE TO DM ME 

[babybatmunch]

This. This is the same shit smirking grin, you'll see me give when I know I'm about to fuck something up. Or already have.

Someone: *talking about something fucked up I did*

Me: [⤵]

[imastrangeandimsorry]

This picture!

Imagine running your hands up his thick thighs as he holds your head in place while you suck the soul out of him...

With him being all sweaty and a moaning mess for you

Needy as fuck to come into your mouth

Your moans sending vibrations making him lose his mind

While he tries to buck into your mouth and you hold him down

(Can you like imagine the perspective of his neck from That position tho)

Oh and all this before his performance because he goes hard before his show looking at you bending over in those tight jeans and you are all he needs

[forever-honks]

Have this fucking Homestuck fantroll that I've already edited twice today after making him yesterday. IM NEW TO HOMESTUCK, ONLY ON ACT 3, I JUST THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE FUNNY. HOMESTUCK FANS, DONT @ ME.

[whvteveh]

I can not forget the punch in the stomach,

I can not forget the pain in my throat,

I will not forget that I'm just the bad option.