Incorrect Haikyuu Quotes Cause I’m bored (Ft. Y/N)
Sugawara: So how was the honeymoon?
Daichi: Y/N got super drunk, and tried to burn our marriage certificate saying “Good luck returning me without the receipt. So I’d say great>
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*in a groupchat*
Y/N: we spend a lot of our lives telling robots we aren’t robots, and doesn’t knowing that make you want to walk into the ocean?
Sugawara: (y/n) it’s 3am please just go to sleep, i’m worried
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Y/N: You’re smiling, did something good happen today?
Tsukishima: I can’t smile because I feel like it?
Yamaguchi: Hinata tripped and fell during practice today
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Kenma: Can you do the thing?
Y/N: Hm? What thing?
Kenma: The thing that never fails to make me happy
Y/N: Oh.
(Y/N): *smiles*
Kenma: Thank you.
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Y/N: Tsukishima won’t come out of the locker room!
Kageyama: just tell him something.
Y/N: like what?
Kageyama: anything factually incorrect.
[five minutes later] Tsukishima, storming out of the locker room: did you just say the sun is a fucking planet-
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Y/N: Can I get a hug?
Nishinoya: *runs away*
Y/N, disappointed: Aw...
Ennoshita: Oh, he’s coming back!
Y/N: Huh?
Nishinoya: *running full speed at Y/N*
Y/N: Oh.
Y/N, panicking: Oh shit.
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Kuroo: wow that shirt is great, (Y/N).
(Y/N): thanks.
Kuroo : but I bet it would look better on Kenma’s floor
Kenma: are you hitting on (Y/N)... for me?
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(Y/N) : Say yes to Drugs
Yaku: Say no to drugs
Kuroo: it doesn’t matter what you tell drugs
Kuroo : because if you’re talking to drugs you’re taking Drugs
(Y/N): thanks science genius
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Cop: What’re your names?
Bokuto: Don’t tell them, (Y/N)
Cop : (Y/N)...
Bokuto : shit
(Y/N): Nice going, Bokuto
Cop:
(Y/N): fuck.
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Tanaka: hey Y/N...
Y/N: yeah?
Tanaka: can a person breathe in a washing machine while it's on?
Y/N:
Y/N: where's Nishinoya?
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Y/N: why do we sleep? i don't see the reason. what if it's addictive and the mattress companies started it to get more money?
Kuroo: babe, it's 4am. shut up and sleep
Y/N: that's exactly what they want
Kuroo:
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Y/N: waffles are like pancakes but with abs
Kuroo: sometimes i would like to know how your mind works...
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Tendou: tell me a way to be nice to people
Y/N: not killing them
Tendou:
Tendou: that's strange but i'll take it
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