#incorrectquotes

[mandrake-arya]

This is exactly their dynamic isn't it

[kuroos-left-testicle]

Bokuto: My sister is pregnant. I can't wait to see if I'll be an aunt or an uncle.

Kuroo: That's not how it works.

[dndclassesquotes]

Wizard: So, let me get this straight- Paladin: More like, let me run this bi you. Bard: Let’s see how this pans out. Rogue: Let me ace-ess the situation. Sorcerer: I’m also gay.

[incorrectpmmmquotes]

[incorrectagathaallalongquotes]

Agatha: I don’t date women Rio: [walks in] Agatha: I marry them

[victoriously-regal]

Emma: Uh... so Regina and I have something that we kinda want to tell you. But first, you have to promise — you gotta swear — you'll never tell anyone this secret.

Zelena: No worries, I can keep a secret.

Emma: Can you?

Zelena: Yeah. I never told Regina you were the one who killed her goldfish.

Emma: *eyes widen*

Regina: WHAT?!

Emma (panicked): You did NOT just say that!

Regina (outraged): YOU killed Nemo!?

Emma: We're getting off track here!

Emma: *turns to Zelena*

Emma: Now, we want to tell you a big secret, but you gotta seriously swear that you'll never tell anyone.

Regina: Ever, ever.

Zelena: *holds up her hand*

Zelena: I swear on Nemo's grave.

Emma: Stop mentioning Nemo!

Regina (shouts): I can't believe you killed him!

Emma (panicked): I tickled his back, he had a stroke, it wasn't my fault!

[heronchildlove]

James: OH, SO WHEN EMMA CARSTAIRS MAGICALLY SAVES HER PARABATAI FROM DEATH WHEN RUNES WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO WORK IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE IN LOVE. BUT WHEN I, JAMES HERONDALE-

[incorrect-quotes96]

Leon: This feels like a trap.

walks forward anyway

Leon: But I’m curious.