How do you feel about Hercule Satan claiming the win over you (and many earthlings believing it, recreating the flase events with costumes and masks) instead of Gohan?
Hercule Satan... Where have I heard that name before?
Ah, yes, him. I faintly remember throwing him into a cliff...
Eugh, even just thinking about that brat Gohan makes my stomach feel uneasy. I despise that little bastard scholar. And his ancestors. And his future bloodline.
He can't even handle his victory? I suppose it makes sense, as I've come to understand he's developed into a burnout... and our fight was forced upon him by his bastard father. Ugh... How dare he mock me! Forcing a child to fight me and he still wins?! It's ridiculous!
However, it's funny, really. Humans are that stupid that they believe this con man coward to be the victor over me, and Gohan took that as acceptable? How immature.
... I really don't know how to feel about it. On one hand, I've been defeated by an 11 year old... But on the other hand, I've been defeated by a dunce! It really looks like a loss for me either way, doesn't it?
But in reality, neither of them won, considering... I am still alive.
Oh... I can't wait to see the looks on their little faces once I make my grand return. I'm giggling just at the thought of it, hoho~