#immortalheretic

[ofbonesandash-archive-blog]

@immortalheretic

He was lying in a puddle of his own blood, a spear through his chest, but he just looked up at the other as if they had asked a stupid question.

“What’s it look like I’m doing? I’m praying! Shut the hell up and let me finish!”

The scent of blood is what made him curious, drawing him in like a moth to artificial light. He was not disappointed when he found this scene. Voicing his curiosity, getting a response surprised him.

“Fair enough.” He hummed, leaning on a nearby tree and waited.

[heavenlypaper]

Hidan wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

Hidan: Oooooohhhhhhhhh shittttt

Hidan: in ya face bitch

Hidan throws his cards at Kakuzu and leaves

Crackuzu fucking has a fit

Hidan has left the game.

[fishbaited-blog]

@immortalheretic​

With Anbu just out sight, Kisame was taking a particularly long, slow stroll. He was nearing the fifty-mile mark that dictated how far he could travel from Konohagakure without being apprehended. The closer he got, the bigger his smile, nothing made him happier than pissing off his guards, and testing his limits. The two ninja spoke to him from the trees, standing on low branches and coming into view as Kisame neared the border. Just warnings, of course, and if he knew what sort of trouble he was teasing. He wouldn’t cross, of course, he just liked to put them on edge...

One of his “escorts”, the one with the cat mask with green markings, sensed something, and dashed into the trees ahead, far out of sight.

Kisame’s pace didn’t quicken any, but when the sound of shouting and metal clashing echoed from a distance away, even he couldn’t help but jog to investigate, the remaining Anbu on his heels.

Breaking into a clearing, there were two figures. The cat-masked ninja, bloodied and face down on the ground, and a shockingly familiar face standing over the body... Hidan. Kisame couldn’t help but smile.

“Well. That was unnecessary.” He said, wolfish smile growing. “I thought you were dead.”

[heavenlypaper]

Konan: How many times do I have to return your fuck you's?

Hidan: I don't want them returned, go fuck yourself

Konan: Much better

[kusunokihime-a]

immortalheretic

// what a cutie pie

     She’s adorable. Tomorrow I’ll finally get better pictures because good golly she’s grown xD

[kusunokihime-a]

immortalheretic said: // I would if my lair wasn’t 100% full right now lol

     I could always hold onto one or two for ya if there’s any you’ve really got an eye on :3 That’s my issue atm lol - full lair, hence the downsizing!

[heavenlypaper]

"This is all kinds of messed up."

She scoffs quietly. All kinds of messed up? Funny. All so funny coming from a man, whose beliefs required human sacrifice. But calling the leader God? That is was crossed the line?

Suppose it’s understandable from his point of view. A man devoted and obsessed with only his god, anything outside of his belief would seem strange. But if anything that shows just how closed minded he is. “A man who is quick to be squicked by another persons view point is a man of ignorance.”