// for the ship meme, kakuhida
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…
Who asks the other on dates:
They kind of ask each other, I think. And by that, I mean I really don’t think they ask. I think they kind of drag each other out to do some sort of chaotic activity together that usually ends in bloodshed. Kakuzu isn’t really a romantic, but he does have a softer side. Sometimes he just takes Hidan places, or steals him things.
Who is the bigger cuddler:
Kakuzu. 90+ years of being touch starved, he’s shockingly cuddly for the right people. And a bit sentimental even. He only keeps things of value, and Hidan would be somebody of value to him. He might not be overly touchy feely, but having Hidan invade his personal space is welcomed. He doesn’t do PDA, but behind closed doors, he’s very fond of being the big spoon. Or sitting shoulder to shoulder with Hidan is nice too.
Who initiates holding hands more often:
I don’t think holding hands happens too often, but I would estimate Hidan initiates that more often, because Kakuzu is usually absorbed in reading, research, work, or looking at his map. He tends to ignore Hidan unless it’s necessary to interact on a mission. So I would think it’s on Hidan to initiate that.
Who remembers anniversaries:
They both pretend not to. Pretend not to be sentimental. Pretend not to notice. But one of them might bring it up, and the other will confirm. Perhaps a gift will be exchanged-- rarely. Anniversaries aren’t a huge deal.
Kakuzu. Definitely. Secretly, he has his doubts that he and Hidan will last, because Hidan might find something better. He’s well aware that their conflict can be a problem, and Hidan might settle for someone who values Jashin, or something. Honestly, he’s waiting for the moment everything does south.
They get equally jealous.
Hidan. Kakuzu knows that Hidan is immortal, and his likelihood of dying is very slim. But Kakuzu can be killed, and Hidan is very aware of that.
Who is more likely to cheat:
Neither of them. They both value loyalty enough that cheating wouldn’t happen. If either of them wanted to see someone else, it’s likely it would be discussed.
Who initiates sexy times the most:
Both of them. It almost always starts with scrapping and fighting, but ends up with kissing, biting, and fucking. Kakuzu probably has a higher sex drive, but not enough that it puts him in the lead over Hidan. Sex happens when it feels right.
Who dislikes PDA the most:
Kakuzu. Hidan is afraid of spiders. He doesn’t kill them though. He gives them to Sasori.
Who asks the the other to marry them:
It happens by accident. One or the other blurts it out in a situation. Neither of them can remember who it was. They both fumble over saying neither of them would WANT to marry the other... until the bickering and arguing ends with a yes from them both... out of spite.Who buys the other flowers or gifts:
Kakuzu... picks... flowers. They’re free. And steals things for Hidan. He doesn’t spend money. But the flowers happen very, very rarely.
Who would bring up possibly having kids:
Kakuzu mentions that he would have liked to have had kids. He also mentions the time has long passed him by. With life the way it is now, raising a child would be irresponsible... But he thinks about what it would have been like to be a dad.
Who is more nervous to meet the parents:
Neither of them have parents that are alive. This isn’t an issue.
Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry:
Hidan lmao. You think Kakuzu is giving up the bed? No fucking way.
Who tries to make up first after arguments:
Kakuzu... That niggling voice in his head that tells him he could lose the only person he’s ever cared about. He’ll swallow his pride and grumpily make Hidan some food.
Who tells the other they love them more often:
In private...? Kakuzu. That sentimental part of him again. He doesn’t say it OUT LOUD per say... but he says it in doing things for Hidan. Making him food, defending him in battle... the way he runs his hand over the outside of Hidan’s arm while they’re falling asleep.
