UdA Survival Guide – The 30-Year Wealth Transfer
PSA for our immortal members regarding modern banking. 🏦🦇
We at The Undead Association cannot stress this enough: you cannot keep the same checking account open for 150 years. The IRS has algorithms now. They will notice if your savings account has been compounding interest since the Hoover administration.
Gone are the days when you could just bury a chest of gold in the woods. Modern survival requires administrative agility. Every 30 to 40 years, you must execute the "Eccentric Recluse" maneuver: fake your own demise and legally bequeath your entire estate to your completely fabricated, out-of-state "nephew" (who is also you, wearing a different haircut and contact lenses).
Need help drafting a watertight, legally binding fake will? We have a warlock on retainer who specializes in estate law and forgery.
