#imnotsocial

[drinksock]

my step-mom: so I have this student in a little bit and I think he'd be embarrassed if he knew you were here.... me: so you want me to stay in my room the whole time? my step-mom: yeah, do you mind? me: *tries not to laugh* are you kidding me I'd love to stay in my room with no social/human interaction for 2+ hours that would be lovely

[ghuleh-bc]

One day I woke up in a car on the beach completely naked and had to find my clothes scattered around the car. It was like 30 minutes before I found any of my friend hahahhaha

oh haha 

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tell me the best/cutest/funniest ever happened to you

[l0cal-surf]

I'm not here to make friends.