Imouto-chan... is having a really bad morning. Is it okay if I just curl up next to you niichan? ૮₍ɵ̷﹏ɵ̷̥̥᷅₎ა
Oh, no, imouto-chan! What happened? Who do I need to punch?! Don't worry, oniichan is right here with you... Everything's okay now... Four hours late.
Oopsie daises... Your oniichan got a little distracted at the local arcade, and pissed away a bunch of money... Again. But, hey, I won something for you!
Inside the box, there is shitty little Good Luck carebear plush keychain and an already opened box of cigarettes.
Oh, shit, wait, that wasn't meant to be there!
Now only the shitty little Good Luck carebear plush keychain remains.
That's more like it. Well? Do you like it?! It took your oniichan a lot of tries to get it, but here he is! I know he's an awful lot of green, but isn't he a cute little guy?
-- Uncharacteristically generous because he's feeling a lil guilty, Osomatsu Matsuno, The Rizzler.













