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Imposters in pasta.

Impastas.

@hematiterings knows me so well.

so Michelle just used the word spatback instead of clapback she can’t make fun of my verbal fuck ups anymore it’s official.

me: sometimes I feel like I’m forgetting how to read

my roommate: me too.

Michelle: what do you call a gay cave?

Me: A bottom?

Michelle: ... I was gonna say a gayve

Michellle: Yeah sure, bring a fork to this knife fight.

me: Well, at least I didn't bring a gun to the knife fight amiright?

michelle: Considering you're an immigrant in this country without a gun permit, yeah!

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