Steve and Loki knew each other from Steve’s figure drawing class that’s what Steve thinks, anyway).Loki was one of the models for a couple of months (in both of his human forms).
Loki was bored out of his mind and Thor was being a menace AGAIN (and he deserved to be stabbed a little bit for that transgression, but another time, it wasn’t that relevant at the moment).
So… he decided to visit the humans for a change. Odin was busy and Heimdall wouldn’t care, surely. It was for a short period of time after all and he didn’t want to do much mischief… this time.
And that is what he did, he went to a different place too, not the one he was used to. Brooklyn sure sounded… charming.
He decided to people-watch discreetly for a while, he wanted to mess up with a certain type of human and ahh! gotcha. Walking by the alley he was in, a peculiar man arrived.
He was almost delicate, tiny with sunshine hair and stubborn eyes like forget-me-nots flowers with a touch of emerald in them. Were those bruises on his face? Pity. Had he broken his nose too? Umhh… irrelevant, focus.
He couldn’t be more than 5’6 and oh! How interesting, he was carrying a sketchbook as it was the most precious treasure he could ever find.
Yes, this was the human he wanted to follow and mess with.
He followed him without being detected thanks to his magic. This human didn’t look as easy to fool like others and that made this more exciting.
He arrived at a nondescript building, and entered with the confidence Loki was sure he lacked 75% of the time.
And what is this? Are they…
Oh, of course, he’s an artist. This human was turning more interesting each time he thinked about it.
Loki observed the class, the model (they’re really not that pretty, I would be a much better subject) and the work of the students.
Steve (Yes, he finally learned the human’s name thanks to his teacher) really did have a gift and he was wasting it with sub-par models. Steve needed better references and that would be him. Yes, yes of course. He would grace this group of humans with his presence and Steve better appreciate it.
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Steve, when he got a good look at Loki once again in Germany: YOU!!!
Loki: Hi Steven, or should I say Captain? huh… You look good taller
Steve: That's irrelevant! What the hell, Loki!
Loki: Well… you see…
Tony: I second that because WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!
*After they find Bucky on the bridge*
Steve: He was Bucky, I-
Nat, exasperated: Are you fucking kidding me Rogers! AGAIN?
Steve,embarrassed: Hey! it's not my fault this happened twice!
Nat: How many assassin boyfriends do you have, by chance?
Steve: That’s uncalled for! And you know it! they aren't my boyfriends either, what's wrong with you Nat!???
Sam, confused af: Wait, What is happening here?
Nat,typing on her phone: Stark will love to hear about this
Steve: Hey hey! don’t involve him in this!!!!
Maria: I’m so lost…
Fury,sighing: Motherfucker, not again.