#impossible sausage

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Sunday Morning 💫

[erik-even-gayer]

Are left-wing radicals pushing Cracker Barrel to the edge of the slippery slope?

On Aug. 1, liberals won a huge victory in the culture war. Analysts at Cracker Barrel Old Country Store read studies that promised consumer attitudes about plant-based meats are becoming more affirming and posted: “Discover new meat frontiers. Experience the out of this world flavor of Impossible

Enjoy their selection of sarcastic comments on Cracker Barrel’s Facebook post.

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Piggy protein plate

Something I threw together five minutes ago with leftover impossible sausage. I was going to do a breakfast burrito, but I had too much sugar-y, carb-y stuff last night. Trying not to fall back into old habits.

3 tbs already cooked impossible sausage or the serving size (which is only 8 ounces. I wanted food.)

1-2 slices sharp cheddar

2 tbs diced jalapenos from a jar

a couple splashes of hot sauce

4 tbs (or the serving size of 1/2 C) cottage cheese on the side (optional if it seems gross or something, but this counts for a lot of protein!)

4 fried eggs (very optional, but even more good protein!)

Get out your impossible sausage. Microwave for 1 minute 30 seconds or until hot, or pan fry it again. Put on your cheese and microwave or cook until melted. Add diced jalapenos. Put your hot sauce wherever, I like mine on the side. Plate, leaving enough room for the cottage cheese next to it or put it in a bowl if that's too much. Fry up some eggs if desired or instead of the cottage cheese. Makes for a tasty brunch.

I was going to call it the pig protein plate, but piggy is cuter. I know, no pig in it, so it's more in reference to stuffing yourself. (Even though you're not.)

[icleanedthisplate]

Impossible Breakfast Sandwich. Starbucks. Frisco, Texas. 7.29.2021.

NOTE TO SELF: The Starbucks in the AC Hotel in Frisco microwaves this sandwich better than any other Starbucks.

Currently ranked 26th of 32 July meals.

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Impossible Breakfast Sandwich. Starbucks. Frisco, Texas. 3.10.2021.

NOTE TO SELF: At least at the AC Hotel Starbucks they know how long to heat it. This sandwich is somehow, against all logic, better than the same sandwich at any other Starbucks. But it still isn't that great.

Currently ranked 16th of 17 March meals.

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Impossible Breakfast Sandwich. Starbucks. Frisco, Texas. 9.29.2020.

NOTE TO SELF: These Starbucks breakfast sandwiches are all running together at this point, but this one looks better than the others.

Currently ranked 29th of 37 September meals.

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Impossible Breakfast Sandwich. Starbucks. Frisco, Texas. 9.10.2020.

NOTE TO SELF: No breakfast at Starbucks is ever going to win an award. Eating here every morning for three straight days is an exercise in trying to perfect some nuances of a team that will never make the playoffs.

Currently ranked 7th of 11 September meals.

[pavel-nosok]

Impossible Sausage will be available to any restaurant that wants it Despite the COVID-19 pandemic, Impossible Foods has been aggressively rolling out its fake meat products in 2020. Earlier this year, the company announced that it would be selling its Impossible Burger product in over 1,000 grocery stores. Last week,...