Mar 17, 2019
Elio is quaking.
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Elio is quaking.
A haiku I wrote
This is a haiku I wrote.
This Haiku? I wrote.
What was Charlemagne's favorite thing to do on Christmas? He liked to go Carol'ingian
Me: *bust through the door*
You: wtf
Me: *smirks* get on your knees now and suck these lips baby
Girl are you a magician cause your pussy made me disappear.
Gods personal comic relief: my life is a joke.
A Christmas Story by me.
ON Christmas, Daddy was driving the truck around some po-dunk town in Kansas that shall remain nameless.
He pulled into the parking lot of a tool store, and my smart ass blurts out.
"daddy. are we gonna get hammered?"
what state do you live in
A state of confusion.