#charlemagne

[pastafossa]

Pippin is named for Peregrin Took from Lord of the Rings. Which I have had people recognize 0 times.

Meanwhile, the medieval western European history nerds have a field day with him.

Running tally of who people think he's named after:

Pippie Longstocking

Pippin (the musical)

Scottie Pippen (basketball player)

A type of apple

Pippin (a UK children's comic character)

Charlemagne's eldest hunchbacked son.

Running tally of people who go 'like the Lord of the Rings character???' is still at zero.

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

[mxacefoolish-writer]

Charlemagne when I catch you Charlemagne.

Even though you have been dead for a long time, I wish an explosive, sudden Attack of diarrhea on you, Lothair, Leo III and even Ludwig II.

I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL LIFE DOESNT REVOLVE AROUND WAR

BACK OFFFFF

amen

[napolebonasacc]

[marshmalleaux-queen]

this is Charlemagne, please click+drag him so he can go for a stroll on your dashboard. don't worry he won't tell anyone what he sees there because he is a rock

[sellos]

[passion-not-skill]

super mario hyadain waa.... its in a chaldea setting so thats why its like. that. also kinda ooc.

[fanfanlemoko]

Charlemagne (Carolus Magnus), tel qu'il apparaît dans le Livro do Armeiro-Mor (Livre du Grand Armurier), un célèbre armorial portugais achevé en 1509 par João do Cró