steve coming home drunk (extra fluffy pLS)
fuckkkk steve is SUCH a clingy drunk i love him smmmm.
like. y’all have been dating for a few months now but you haven’t made the Big Step of moving in together yet but! you do! have each other’s house keys so like. it’s two in the morning and you’re sleeping all cozy wozy in bed until you just feel a huge weight just collapse on top of you and this weight reeks of beer but also cinnamon and hairspray so you don’t panic. you know this weight, you love this weight.
you don’t, however, love the smell of alcohol emanating off of him. you try to push him off but this man is heavy i fear so it does Not work. you can feel his tongue and lips leaving sloppy wet kisses along your neck, and it’s a little gross but it’s also really funny how uncoordinated he is.
you have to call out his name multiple times to get his attention as your fingers rake through his hair and scratch lightly at his scalp, and he almost purs at the feeling. he hurries to get off as you as soon as you express discomfort bc he’s so so good for you and wants to do whatever you want fawkkkk i need this man so bad guys.
he’s so pouty when u call him out for being stinky but cheers up again so fast when you offer to help him shower. does he think he’s going to get lucky? oh yes most definitely. he’s a very clingy and needy drunk which mean he’s also a horny drunk. you, however, are a responsible person who knows a drunk person cannot consent so you’re doing the right thing and saying no & js trying to get him showered and into bed. he is incredibly whiny abt this.
you get him into your bathtub though, you sitting on the edge as the shower rains down on him. you’re gentle as you wash his hair, despite his pouting that you’re not touching him anywhere else, but his pout quickly melts away as you press kisses to his cheeks and nose and lips after each step in the shower. when he gets out, he does that dog thing and shakes his head rlly fast and flings water everywhere bc rn he thinks that’s like the funniest thing ever actually and you get a little upset at him for getting water on u but sigh it’s ok bc he’s cute.
you help him dry his hair and loan him his own sweatpants that you stole ages ago before you get into bed together, steve all cozy with his arms wrapped around your waist like you’re his own personal teddy bear and his face pressed into the crook into your neck. you think he’ll try to make his moves on u again and that he’ll start to kiss your neck and his hands will start roaming, but you greatly underestimate how incredibly exhausted he is.
he falls asleep much too quickly to try anything. he stays awake long enough to murmur an “i love you” against your skin, but doesn’t stay up long enough to hear you say “i love you” back. it’s alright though, there’s always tomorrow, when you nurse him back to health from his inevitable hangover
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