#imstarters

[greyspawn-blog]

“I used to be able to shoot mountain destroying T.K. blasts from my eyes and now they don’t feel like anything more than flash lights. Life’s great.”

[touchkills]

“--Really? Wow. And here I thought I was too scary to be gossiped about.”

[cloudflier]

“The Bachelor is garbage tv and I will continue to refer to it as such, but that in no way means I'll quit watching it. Garbage tv is the backbone of our society--- go ahead and try to change my mind."

[noirparker-blog]

“I used to dive off of buildings just to feel something but now not even that provides me with some primordial thrill. So yeah, I’m doing fine thanks for asking.”

[spiider-dad]

“Why are people out there doing work out routines everyday that include pull-ups? I do pull-ups out there on the job all the time and lemme tell you-- it’s not worth it! Not worth it.”

[amaqvelinsarchive]

“Nobody cared to check in with the Inhumans when the Cleanse happened. Why should we step in and help you now?”

[featherrboy]

“Yeah well-- when you have to slice up every shirt you own so that your wings have somewhere to go, I’ll let you have an opinion on my style. You’re lucky I’m even wearing a shirt right now.”

[jneswatsnarchive]

“There are so many versions of my dead ex-boyfriend running around right now.”