2 donuts, 2 beers, 2 bottles of Malbec, 2 rounds of Mojitos..3 drunk texts to girls telling them how really cute they are. Soowwy @salty_shaw @nataliacarmen and Ashley #BeerMe #RedWineIsOhSoFine #ImTextuallyActiveWhenIDrink #FatBoyProblems #FatKidStuckInside














